Mom wanted me to share this riddle with you today. Hopefully, my life will soon be fun and interesting again so I'll have something to post about!
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Golden Retriever "The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?"
Border Collie "Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that’s not up to code."
Dachshund "You know I can't reach that stupid lamp."
Rottweiler "Make me!"
Boxer
"Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark."
"Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark."
Labrador Retriever"Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeze, please, please, please!"
German Shepard "I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation."
Jack Russell Terrier"I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture."
Old English Sheep Dog "Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light."
Short-haired Pointer "I see it, there it is, there it is, right there........!"
Cocker Spaniel "Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."
Australian Shepard "First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle."
Chihuahua"Are you kidding me?" Get one of my servants to do it."
Rat Terrier "It isn't moving. Who cares?"
21 comments:
Hahahahahahaha! Good one! Thanks for the laughs :P
Pedro
That was a great one Bijou!!
~Princess
too funny - good job there Bijou!
Pawsome! Thans for sharing.
-Mollie and Bobo
Bijou, that was hillarious, hahahahahaha!!!
Luv,
Cloud
We love this one!
Lots of treats,
Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker
That was soooo funny. good laugh for my morning...
Tee hehehe !!!
Love it!
That was too cute!!! Thank you for the smile =)
Hee hee hee....that's pretty funny!
Wiggles,
Brind'Amour
Too funny!!
Thanks for the laugh!!
Smileys,
Dory
BOL! Too funny - especially the Aussie one!
And the Bull terrier would eat the light bulb - MJ has tried - he actually tried when i first got him - crushed it had to pull little piece out of his mouth
have i mentioned bull terrier are idiots
deb and the brats
This NEVFUR fails to make my mom smile!
Tank woo fur sharing!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Loved the riddle - rather the answers to it! What a fun post! You forgot the bulldog though - "I'll just sit here and stare at meanigfully it until someone comes to do something about it"
Snorts-
Brutus
I like your riddle very much! I hope your Mommy is feeling better.
Poppy
That's so funny and cute! There were no pugs on that list, but I think I definitely fit in with the boxers... :)
xo
Very clever, Bijou! Wonder what a Toller would say?!
Your pal,
Sedona
Good one, Bijou!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
LOVE the riddle. It's too cute. We especially love the Chihuahua part!
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Chihuahua kisses,
Bentley & Lexus
That is such a great post!!! I love all the takes on the situation from each dog perspective. =)
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