Thursday, July 9, 2009

A Riddle For You

Mom wanted me to share this riddle with you today. Hopefully, my life will soon be fun and interesting again so I'll have something to post about!


How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?



Golden Retriever
"The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?"


Border Collie
"Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that’s not up to code."


Dachshund
"You know I can't reach that stupid lamp."


Rottweiler
"Make me!"


Boxer
"Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark."


Labrador Retriever
"Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeze, please, please, please!"


German Shepard
"I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation."


Jack Russell Terrier
"I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture."


Old English Sheep Dog
"Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light."



Short-haired Pointer
"I see it, there it is, there it is, right there........!"


Cocker Spaniel
"Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."


Australian Shepard
"First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle."


Chihuahua
"Are you kidding me?" Get one of my servants to do it."


Rat Terrier
"It isn't moving. Who cares?"




21 comments:

Pedro said...

Hahahahahahaha! Good one! Thanks for the laughs :P

Pedro

Princess said...

That was a great one Bijou!!

~Princess

Tank said...

too funny - good job there Bijou!

Katie, Mollie and Bobo said...

Pawsome! Thans for sharing.

-Mollie and Bobo

Cloud the Wonder Dog said...

Bijou, that was hillarious, hahahahahaha!!!

Luv,
Cloud

Nibbles Treats said...

We love this one!

Lots of treats,
Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

Draco the Chihuahua said...

That was soooo funny. good laugh for my morning...

Martine said...

Tee hehehe !!!

Love it!

The Great Rock Eater said...

That was too cute!!! Thank you for the smile =)

Brind'Amour said...

Hee hee hee....that's pretty funny!

Wiggles,
Brind'Amour

Dory's Backyard said...

Too funny!!

Thanks for the laugh!!
Smileys,
Dory

Brownie said...

BOL! Too funny - especially the Aussie one!

Woodrow, Sweetie, MJ Campanella said...

And the Bull terrier would eat the light bulb - MJ has tried - he actually tried when i first got him - crushed it had to pull little piece out of his mouth

have i mentioned bull terrier are idiots

deb and the brats

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

This NEVFUR fails to make my mom smile!

Tank woo fur sharing!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

BRUTUS said...

Loved the riddle - rather the answers to it! What a fun post! You forgot the bulldog though - "I'll just sit here and stare at meanigfully it until someone comes to do something about it"

Snorts-
Brutus

Poppy said...

I like your riddle very much! I hope your Mommy is feeling better.

Poppy

C.l.o.v.e.r. said...

That's so funny and cute! There were no pugs on that list, but I think I definitely fit in with the boxers... :)
xo

SEDONA said...

Very clever, Bijou! Wonder what a Toller would say?!
Your pal,
Sedona

Lorenza said...

Good one, Bijou!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Tiffany said...

LOVE the riddle. It's too cute. We especially love the Chihuahua part!

We wanted to let you know that we nominated you for an award. Swing on by our blog and check it out.

Chihuahua kisses,
Bentley & Lexus

Mason Dixie said...

That is such a great post!!! I love all the takes on the situation from each dog perspective. =)