Thursday, January 14, 2010

Hello My Name Is Bijou and I'm An Addict.

Yes, it's true furiends. I am addicted to peanut butter and it's getting so bad my mom says I may need an intervention soon.
I don't know what that means but it can't be good.



Look at this picture closely though.
Can you see the hand holding the pb jar?
That is my mom's hand.
Wouldn't you say she is encouraging my addiction?


Now look very closely at this picture.
See my tongue licking the bottom of the pb jar?
I couldn't do that if mom wasn't enabling me.
She has to come to my rescue when I get my head stuck in the jar.



Here I am sharing my addiction with my little brother.
I know I shouldn't get him hooked on pb,
but my addiction is strong and if he gets addicted too
then mom will have to buy more jars of pb and
I won't have to worry about running out.
Pure genius wouldn't you say?



Look how anxious Banjo got when I took control of the pb jar.
He is wondering if he'll get another taste.



Can you see how well my plan is working?
Banjo got such a craving for more pb that he "took" the jar away from me.



Little brother is trying real hard to reach
the pb at the bottom of the jar.
You think maybe he needs my help?



Now what's he doing?


OMD! He's got it figured out already.


Oh geez that's not fair!
The runt's head is so small he doesn't even need mom to hold the jar!



Oh well.
A little pb shared today will make sure I have a jar or two of pb in the kitchen cabinet AT ALL TIMES.
Cause just look at Banjo's glazed over eyes.
I do believe little brother has become a pb addict just like me!
BOL



26 comments:

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

I know EXACTLY what you mean, Bijou!! I'd rather have Peanut Butter than a steak!! Moms even got me some Peanut Butter flavored tennis balls for Christmas!!

Woofs and Kisses!
Indiana

Nadine said...

We go crazy for peanut butter too!! Mom even had to get us peanut butter yogurt drops....Yummmmmmm!!

But yes, your Mom is definitely an enabler to your addiction, so how can she put you into intervention if she's enabling you? We think she needs the help, BOL!!

Keep up the licking guys!!

Waggles & Chi kisses, Chewy & Lilibell

Martine said...

OH my oh my... just take it one day at a time Bijou... one pb jar at a time! Your mom is most certainly an enabler!!!

xo martine & the kiddlets

Tank said...

I think it's imperative that you both quit cold turkey!! Send all that peanut butter to me. I'll make sure it gets disposed of properly.

Piappies World said...

Hi there Bijou!

We never tried PB yet but hey, we're not difficult piappies, we'd try anything and from the looks of you photos, it surely looks yummy! "Mommy, Mocha would want to give it a try!"

Do take it easy on the PB though, a jar in one sitting might require a lot of zoom zoomies to burn. heehee

- Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Scrappy & Bullet

kissa-bull said...

HOOMANS DONT UNDERSTAND THAT ALL WOGGIES HAVE A GREATEST LOVE OF PB AND ITS SO NOT AN ADDICTION.WE SHOUDL TAKE THEM TO THE NATIONAL PB CONVENTION SO THEY CAN LEARN AND WE CAN EAT YUMM YUMM
WIGGLES
THE HOUSTON PITTIE PACK

Kari in WeHo said...

your mom sure is feeding you addiction! she is also the one who buys the stuff. its all her fault

Dory and the Mama said...

I also say your Mama is the enabler, and now she must continue to feed your addiction!!

Smileys!
Dory

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

PeAnUt BuTtEr!

YUMMMMMMMM!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Cloud the Wonder Dog said...

MMMMMMMMMMM, peanut butter.....

**drools**

Luv,
Cloud

Princess said...

oh I love me some PB!!

The OP Pack said...

Bijou, we think your Mom is your enabler, but you just might be Banjo's enabler:) We love pb too, but we have to work really hard to get ours out of the silly kongs Mom stuffs and then she freezes them. So did Banjo get pb all over his ears too?

Woos, Phantom and Thunder

Benny and Lily said...

Bijou
We may have to go through the intervention with you. BOL...You are hysterical
Benny & Lily

Sam said...

Well, you can't be that addicted if you're willing to share your precious peanut butter with Banjo!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Bijou!
Yes! Peanut butter is delicious! Too bad my mom does not give me enough to fuel my addiction!
I can see Banjo is in too!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Twinkietinydog said...

Way to share with Lil bro, Bijou! I'm truly impressed. I'm also drooling. We almost never have PB in our home. Wanna know why? Our Momma's the addict: now you see it, now you don't :)
Twink!

Lexi said...

Hi Bijou and Banjo,
I know how you feel....I love PB too. When the jar is almost empty mom gives it to me and I take it outside to enjoy. You guys look like you are really enjoying it. Have a fun day.
Love,
Lexi

Dip-Dip and The Bridge said...

Oh dear, do you think you will both have to go into rehab like the famous people. We are sure there must be a 12 step programme for PB addicts.
We howled with laughter when we saw both your heads disappear into the jar!
Wags and kisses, Dinah Bridget and Elliot xx

Miley said...

Mmmmmmm, yummy peanut butter!!!! I think i'll be heading to rehab soon!!!

lotsa licks,
Miley

Brind'Amour said...

Hey Bijou, I don't think it's a problem at all! I feel the same way about PB! I think your mom is overreacting.

Wiggles,
Brind'Amour

RILEY AND STAR said...

OMD! We thought you were going to get your heads stuck in that jar! Well, that's one way of getting to the bottom of it.

Yep, your mom's right! We think you need to go to PBA and take the twelve step program. Hehe!

Luv,
Riley and Star.

Life With Dogs said...

A word of advice? Don't ever quit! It just keeps tasting better! :)

Matilda said...

Hi Bijou and Banjo!
I have never eaten peanut butter. So yummy? My mom says "Do not eat too much!"
Take care!
Hugs
Matilda

BRUTUS said...

I was just thinking - I bet Banjo's head would fit in the jar... then there was the picture with it already inside! Good thing he didn't get stuck in there (although it would have made a good picture BOL). Did you lick each other off after the jar was empty? Must have been PB stuck in your eyes, furs, ears... I say no intervention needed!!

Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

SEDONA said...

Hey B&B!
Just getting caught up now with all my furiends' blogs...and the first thing is see is that Bijou has turned innocent little Banjo into a PB addict!! Those were great pics :-) I'm not allowed PB 'cuz it doesn't agree with my digestive tract :-( But I have my own addictions, cheese being #1.
Your pal,
Sedona

Chase said...

Bijou,

I have the same addiction and OF COURSE Mommy is to blame! PB is the best!

Sniffs and licks,

Chase